The Polly Want a Cracker


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Once you put this shirt on, you’ll be wanting more than just a plain old cracker! You’ll want an ice cold cerveza with a little umbrella (AKA parasol) sticking out, to wash down the fully loaded nachos (with extra cheese) your bikini-clad waitress just brought you.

NB: Our shirts run small, we recommend going up a size. 


Every fibre in our clothing  has been coated in vibes,  engineered to give that crisp first beer on a Friday feel. Wanna know more? Check out below…


100% premium cotton (you need premium dude)


Refined button down collar (the collar maketh the man)


Single front pocket (because that's practical)


Tortoiseshell buttons  (no real turtles were harmed)


Tailored for a regular fit